Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Need New Invention

I need to invent a special bra that keeps everyone from getting near me, and prevents me from feeling hugs, the brush of my own arms, books I might be holding, wandering cats at night, and struggling toddlers in my arms with pointy elbows. It should both support extremely well, prevent all movement, and yet feel like you're not even being touched. So comfy you could even sleep in it. Insertable pads for early leaking should be optional, but again, must feel like they are not even there. Or perhaps the fabric itself should wick away moisture! Also, I think it'd be great if it had a cooling feature for times when I feel like parts of me are on fire.

Man, I hope this baby can latch on this time. 'Cause Mama is gettin' ready!

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