Trying Everything to Induce Labor

I suspect most of what they suggest, if not all, is myth. I'm already eating spicy foods, as that is what the fetus seems to want. I'm not jumping up and down, that seems masochistic. I'll just say for the record that sex does not work, either ...ahem! Altho in a very bizarre twist I actually wanted it, which lately is unheard of. Heh heh heh! It's hard to know if stimulating the "girls" as suggested in What To Expect works or not, but I have greatly irritated the skin there which is worse! I am going to try sheer will power. Or maybe I should chant as in one of Tyler's favorite books: "I think I can, I think I can, I think I can..."